October 2009
2 posts
Ben Harper AND Jack Black? Yes Indeed. →
April 2009
7 posts
Destroy Earth →
Good Stuff
“You think you can take me out? You’re not even wearing pants!”...”
– A scene from Avatar
The Twilight Before Christmas →
This is a spoof illustrating how ridiculous it is that Bella even likes Edward at all.
March 2009
10 posts
“When love is gone, there’s always justice.
And when justice is gone,...”
– Laurie Anderson
To Kill Me
Here’s a lyric that I’m writing based on events that occurred this morning. Once I finish revising/rewriting it, I hope to turn it into a song, and I hope she hears it. And, because tumbler double-spaces when you hit enter (for some reason), I will seperate each line with a dash, each stanza with a paragraph break.
“To Kill Me” (1st draft) by Bryce Christian Lowry
Now I...
A Turn to Hatred
So, that thing about boys she likes never liking her. Lies. Turns out she has a boyfriend. And he gave her a ring. And she thought it very funny when she looked at me, took the ring, and put it on her wedding finger. I sighed in disgust and she lauged. What a wonderful woman I managed to fall in love with. Now, shoot me in the face with a sawed-off shotgun loaded with rocksalt. Please.
Frustrations
Today she complained that the boys she likes never like her. This made me feel great (sarcasm)
“Women rarely know what they want from one day to the next and they never tell...”
– Stranger
“I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.” -Bill Hoest”
