A Turn to Hatred
So, that thing about boys she likes never liking her. Lies. Turns out she has a boyfriend. And he gave her a ring. And she thought it very funny when she looked at me, took the ring, and put it on her wedding finger. I sighed in disgust and she lauged. What a wonderful woman I managed to fall in love with. Now, shoot me in the face with a sawed-off shotgun loaded with rocksalt. Please.
